Did you know you can make homemade smiley fries? Just like the ones in the freezer section, only way better for you and baked instead of fried.

how do you make homemade smiley face fries?

Oh, smiley fries, you’re so cute and tasty. 

Let’s have a moment of thanks for that day at the potato factory (or, the place where they make frozen potato things) when someone said, “Hey, let’s make potato smileys. Kids will like smiley faces. Parents will buy smiley faces.” Because now we have beaming smiley  fries.

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And because turning nature’s bounty into something totally not found in nature is how I roll. Or, more specifically, trying to make homemade versions of store-bought things, like these goldfish crackers or homemade Cheez-its my picky kid will eat.

Like every other food on the planet, my daughter is persnickety about potatoes. It only took me eight years to get her to eat baked potatoes. We’re not even close to mashed potatoes.

And yet, she’ll eat any frozen potato product. Yep. Any processed, pre-packaged frozen potato product she’ll consume without question, but if I put a dollop of homemade mashed potatoes on her plate she looks at me like I’m feeding her liver and onions.

smiley fries video

So these smiley fries are just one way I can regain control of the food situation.

While you can deep-fry these if you prefer, I chose to bake them. Partly because it’s healthier, but mostly because it’s easier.

The verdict: My daughter loves them. Phew. They taste so much like store-bought, but made by me.

smiley face potato tips 

• You can fry the potatoes in vegetable oil instead of baking if you like.
• If you find the potato mixture is too soft to work with to cut out into circles, place the dough in the refrigerator for 30 to 60 minutes.
• If you don’t have a circle cookie cutter, you may also just form small balls of potato dough and flatten with your palm to create the circle shape.
• Add additional seasonings, or substitute your favorite seasonings for the garlic salt, such as chili powder, oregano, or pepper. You may also reduce the salt to ¼ teaspoon if you’re trying to cut back on the stuff.

Any way you make them, smiley face potatoes are meant to bring you joy. For me, that means finding a food my kid will eat.

printable recipe 

Get the recipe here:

Yield: 4 servings

homemade smiley fries

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Try baked HOMEMADE SMILEY FRIES instead of the frozen store-bought version. Great, fun, kid-friendly side dish or snack for picky eaters.

Prep Time 20 minutes

Cook Time 20 minutes

Total Time 40 minutes

Ingredients

• 1 large Potato
• 1 tablespoon Milk
• 1 large Egg
• 2 tablespoons Cornstarch
• 2 tablespoons Grated Parmesan Cheese
• 2 tablespoons Breadcrumbs
• 1/2 teaspoon Salt
• 1/4 teaspoon Garlic Salt

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 425°F.
2. Peel the potato and cut into one-inch cubes. Place in a microwave-safe bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Cut a small slit to vent. Microwave for 5 to 7 minutes until tender.
3. Add the milk to the potato and mash the potato mixture with a fork or pastry blender well. Let cool a bit.
4. Stir in the egg, cornstarch, cheese, breadcrumbs, salt and garlic salt. Mix well.
5. Place the dough between two pieces of wax paper. Press or roll the dough to 3/8-inch thickness. Use a two-inch circle cutter to cut circles. Place the potato circles on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. If the dough is too soft, place in the refrigerator to chill 30 to 60 minutes.
6. Use a straw to make eyes and a small spoon to make smiles on each potato circle.
7. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes until the tops start to brown. 

Nutrition Information:

Yield:

4

Serving Size:

1
Amount Per Serving: Calories: 130Total Fat: 2gSaturated Fat: 1gTrans Fat: 0gUnsaturated Fat: 1gCholesterol: 49mgSodium: 466mgCarbohydrates: 23gFiber: 2gSugar: 1gProtein: 5g

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This recipe for homemade smiley fries also appears on Food Fanatic.